What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?