What does an evil hen lay?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What animal loves Indian food?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?