What is the quickest button on a radio?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

How can you farm during the winter?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

How do you wash a lamb?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Where do cows go on the weekend?