What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why do rhinos charge?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Which bug is related to you?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What do Scottish toads play?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?