What animal has more lives than a cat?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?