Why did the turtle cross the road?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?