What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Why was the cat so small?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?