What animal knows how to work a computer?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What season begins with a thud?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What type of car do planets buy?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?