What do you call an exploding monkey?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?