How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Which state has the best streets?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What's the laziest vegetable?