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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

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What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

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What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?