What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What do ducks get after they eat?