Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What do insects learn at school?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?