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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Where do vampires keep their money?