Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

How does a taco bless the table?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you call a flying police officer?