Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?