What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why did the mirror cross the road?