Why didn't the melons get married?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What is the color of the wind?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

We had a discussion about roses.

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?