Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Which celebrity loves to read?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why do math teachers love March?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?