What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?