Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

A book just fell on my head.

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

How do automobiles fly?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?