What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What kind of music do planets like?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Which is the worst season?

Why did the frog starve?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?