Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Who invented fractions?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?