How do fish watch TV shows?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?