Why did the fish blush?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What do you call octopus twins?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What do trees keep as a pet?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

How does a cow do math?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the person sit on the clock?