Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?