Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What animals make the best students?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do cows say on NYE?