What vegetables do librarians like?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?