What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Where was Noah born?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Where do chips wear socks?