Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Because they're related to yaks.
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Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
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