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What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

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How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

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What awards show do hot dogs never miss?