What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?