Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?