What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What do teachers do during summer break?