What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What kind of music do planets like?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What fairy loves to count?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?