Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Which elf is the best singer?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What school subject really rocks?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?