What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why are goats so funny?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What day do hands always go to church?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why do golfers hate cake?