I like telling Dad jokes.

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What is the most faithful insect?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?