Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
A dad on a fishing trip.
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Where was Noah born?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do insects learn at school?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why are cars magic?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What sweet treat never panics?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
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