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Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?