What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

How does NASA organize a company party?