What does Santa call Christmastime?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Where do horses reside?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.