What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Where does Superman park his cars?

How does dinner smell?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Where do horses reside?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?