What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

How does a squid go into battle?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What says: oom oom oom?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?