Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do you call siblings who love math?