How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
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What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
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