What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What do you call siblings who love math?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What did the waiter ask the frog?