How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
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What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
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