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What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Which relative loves rice?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

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Where do colds go on vacation?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

How do horses navigate at night?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What's the richest basketball team?