How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
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How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
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What's faster, the heat or the cold?
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Why are ET's eyes so big?
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