How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
How do you talk to a giant?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why do trees try new things so often?
How do scientists grow fruit?
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