What is the difference between baseball and law?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What do you call an insincere horse?