What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What do little fish love to play with?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do you call a vacation at home?