Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
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