What birds always travel in twos?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?