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What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?