Where does mist apply for a loan?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why are goats so funny?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What did the sick chicken say?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why are ghosts always single?