Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
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What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why do all the planets get along?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
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