What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why did the fish blush?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?