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Why did the tomato turn red?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Where do chips wear socks?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What country has the most fish?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

How do you wash a lamb?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?