What do you call a retired vegetable?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?