Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?