What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why was the horse so happy?

What did the confused bee say?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?