What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why are ghosts always single?

Which elf is the best singer?

What do you call a silly hill?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What is the definition of Robin?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?