Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why don't ants get sick?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?