What day do hands always go to church?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?