What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Why was the cow afraid?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?