What do you call a very small Valentine?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What do you call a silly hill?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?