What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What is the most faithful insect?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?