What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Where do kittens go to school?
Bears love exotic cars.
Where do hands go on vacation?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Which former US President was always cold?
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