What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's a dog's favorite city?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why is the beach so confident?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!