Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What do cows like to dance to?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Which animal should never work for the government?