What game do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
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