Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
She had a hard drive.
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
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