Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
She had a hard drive.
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
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