What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What kind of music do planets like?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

How does a squid go into battle?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?