Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
She had a hard drive.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
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