Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why do trees have so many friends?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?