Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
She had a hard drive.
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!