Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Which bug is related to you?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why do cubes make great referees?