Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What's the friendliest national park?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?