Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What type of car do planets buy?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

How does a cow do math?