What bird is losing its hair?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?