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Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

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What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

How do you get kids to do something?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

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