Why are books always so angry?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?