Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

How do you get straight A's?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why is furniture so generous?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Which family member is always relieved?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

When does a horse talk?

What do you call a smelly horse?