Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What do elves learn in school?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?