What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call a silly hill?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
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