What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What animal has the most fun?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How do you spot a modern spider?
How long do chickens work?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
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