What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

When do cows get tired?