What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
What words make the best athletes?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
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