What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
How can you make 7 even?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Are baby skunks cute?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
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