What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What do you call a tired tree?

What day do hands always go to church?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Why didn't the melons get married?