Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
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How does a squid go into battle?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What kind of water does an angel like?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why do mice need oiling?
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