What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

How was the wedding?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?