Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
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