What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?