Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
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