Why was the horse so happy?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?