Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call two birds in love?
Which computer won the talent show?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
How long will dinner be?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What type of birds stay together forever?
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