What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?