What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What do Scottish toads play?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Where do actors go to pray?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

Which insect makes the best father?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?