What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do cats wear to work?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

How do you measure a millennial?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?