Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
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Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
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