Why did the cow cross the road?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why did the foal cough?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why didn't the melons get married?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What school subject really rocks?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.