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How is life like toilet paper?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What do ducks get after they eat?