What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Which former US President was always cold?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?