Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

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What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What car can't keep a secret?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?