Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

How does a witch play loud music?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What is a table you can eat?