When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
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Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What table can you never sit at?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
How do you get kids to do something?
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