When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call a peanut in space?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
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