What do bees say in the summer?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What game do cows play at parties?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why was the math book sad?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?