What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What are you studying in math?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

How does a squid go into battle?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What type of birds stay together forever?