Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?