What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
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