What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do naked fish play with?
What time does everyone love to drink?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
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