What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

How do horses stay in such great shape?