What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

How does the sun listen to music?

What do jokesters study in college?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?