What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What should you wear to a tea party?
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