What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?