What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What siblings are always sad?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Where does cheese invest its money?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Where does a scientist wizard work?