What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What kind of books do boats write?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?