Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What do jokesters study in college?

What did summer say to spring?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?