Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why was the musician arrested?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?