What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What sport do horses love to play?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?