What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why was the math book sad?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?