What did the mouse want for its birthday?
A cheesecake!
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
How do you grill cheese?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
How was the wedding?
It's allergy season again?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
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