What did the mouse want for its birthday?
A cheesecake!
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What is the definition of Robin?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the foal cough?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
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