Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why are ghosts always single?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
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