What utensil does water use to eat?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Which insect makes the best father?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?