Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
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