Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did the confused bee say?
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