What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What did the Dorito say to his son?