Why are books always so angry?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?