What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

If you need help building an ark..

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?