What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?