What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What's black and white and red all over?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Did you know about April 1st?