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What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?