Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

My brother is my partner in crime.