Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why was the dog overweight?