Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
They love to live on a razor's edge.
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
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