I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What's the politest month?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do birds say to encourage each other?