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How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Did you know about April 1st?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?