What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

How do automobiles fly?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What's a dog's favorite book?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?