What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What do elves learn in school?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What bird is always sad?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?