What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Why is the beach so confident?