Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
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