Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
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