Why was the dog overweight?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

When does a horse talk?

It's allergy season again?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What do Scottish toads play?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What car can't keep a secret?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?